1 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,910 Icould've had it easy, lazing the hours away by my pool. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,870 Instead, here I am back in this drafty, beat up old shack, 3 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,830 for my daily meeting with you. 4 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,910 In the shade, 45s on the record player, 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,780 under the tin roof and my skivvies sticking to me. 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,500 It reminds me of the story of James and Concia. 7 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:38,390 Love was something they invented, but they paid the price. 8 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,350 James, 6'2", wide shouldered, the classic hunk, in person. 9 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,110 Jinxed from the start. 10 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,390 Hardly a spaceman, but a great fan of lingerie 11 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,590 and an occasional stuntman. 12 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,110 That's what brought him to Skotlett. 13 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,390 It was so hot the eggs fried in the fridge. 14 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:41,350 Skotlett, or nowheresville, dear audience. 15 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,820 Life was good there before James arrived. 16 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,270 How's it going? I'm looking for a guy called Bosco. 17 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,110 Bosco, owner of the Sam Paradiso Bar. 18 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,550 The man who made Skotlett. 19 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,550 Bosco. 20 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,110 Mr. Bosco to you. 21 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,790 Yes, sir. I'm the stuntman. 22 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:04,350 -You just get here now? -Sorry. 23 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,310 As the vipers say, jackals got nothing on him. 24 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,940 They owe him everything. James, nothing. 25 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,030 At least, not yet. 26 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,390 He turned around... 27 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,990 a mosquito maybe. And there, like in an old movie, 28 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,830 Concia, eye to eye. 29 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,870 The die was cast. 30 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,150 Next. 31 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,230 Concia, gentle and wild child. 32 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,790 When you speak the same language, make the same gestures... 33 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,350 How'd he learn she was Bosco's kid? 34 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,190 Such details matter for a jinx-collector like him. 35 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,390 Anyway, he found out. 36 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,580 I ever tell you my ideas for the CD jacket? 37 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,390 A sort of carnivorous plant. 38 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,190 I even did sketches. Lemme explain. 39 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,030 Wanna hear my idea for the CD jacket? 40 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,710 A winged bull, on fire, soaring over a red canyon. 41 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,150 No, better still! 42 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:30,270 A winged bull, on fire, soaring over a red canyon. 43 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,190 A sort of carnivorous plant. 44 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,710 For my CD jacket, did I tell you? I did sketches. 45 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,830 Like in that ad. 46 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,270 Concia's dream... to see her name in lights. 47 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,310 Panama, Rome, Acapulco... 48 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,750 ...and Skotlett. 49 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,670 They'd be happy together. They already were. 50 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,790 But that was forgetting Bosco and his annual do, 51 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,470 the inimitable "Beef Pie Festival." 52 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,100 Barbecued beef marinated in local beer. 53 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,790 A chance to cash in while feting horned beasts and budding talent... 54 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,270 with Concia in top billing. 55 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,740 My hot baby says,,, 56 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,230 My hot baby says yeah! 57 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,750 When I'm thirsty, she says yeah! 58 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:25,230 When I sweat, she says yeah! 59 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,710 When she's meek, between my exquisite thighs, 60 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:36,870 My hot baby says yeah! 61 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,740 J ames's mission was simple leap over 40 oil drums... 62 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,110 to open the festival with a bang. 63 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:01,380 The audience, Concia's voice, her smile, her fingers, 64 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,180 her breasts most of all, a promise of caresses... 65 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,310 What was one more jinx? 66 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:12,660 I hit it, I hit it, yeah! 67 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:18,710 My hot baby says yeah! 68 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,140 Shit! 69 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,110 The news spread like wildfire. 70 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,270 James Battle, for that was his name, 71 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,870 totaled the Paradiso Bar. Things happened fast... 72 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,710 "Festival cancelled due to bombing." "Battle guilty." 73 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,190 Bosco's big chance to get him away from Concia. 74 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,470 Easy enough when the judge is your cousin. 75 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,270 James. 76 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,830 1 33 years in prison. 77 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,670 Who said happiness is knowing where your grave is? 78 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:58,270 My father, the old fool, may he rest in peace. 79 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:02,550 No, happiness is being with the one you love, or in a women's prison. 80 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,750 And James knew it. He packed up his jinxes and split. 81 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:11,670 W ouldn't you have done the same? For Concia? 82 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,070 Oh, shit! 83 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,910 Hey, Bosco! 84 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,670 Say... 85 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,990 would it kill you to wipe your feet? 86 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,350 Sorry. 87 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,870 Swell place! Like new! 88 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,230 Not a trace. 89 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,460 Showbiz now? 90 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,230 Yeah, no more hayseeds, stunts and all that crap. 91 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,190 I've gone refined music and culture. It's cheaper. 92 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,310 And it pays. 93 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,790 What's a "talent show"? 94 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,230 A talent show? 95 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,860 How can I put it? 96 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,750 It's a show, only smaller. 97 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,310 A show where everybody has his chance. 98 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,550 Your kid gonna sing? 99 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,990 -Got a problem with that? -Not at all. 100 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,870 W ell, boys, time's short and I'm a working man. 101 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,750 He's got news for you. 102 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,430 James Battle busted out of prison. 103 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,510 That's impossible! 104 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,470 I'm free as the night 105 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,350 I've slept with the sun 106 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:21,700 I'm a girl of the night And I wake up with the moon 107 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,310 Free as the stars 108 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,710 When night starts to fall 109 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,990 I Iet the veil down 110 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,350 By inviting in the moon 111 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,030 I Iike to dance in the rain 112 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,270 And skip between the rain drops 113 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,350 The drops caress my hair 114 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,510 And run down over my eyes 115 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,220 Dancing in the sunlight 116 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,670 and its sweet warmth 117 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,590 Hi, Consia. 118 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,350 Hi, Chief Brody! 119 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,750 What? 120 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,950 Hello. 121 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,190 How's my little Toby? 122 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,550 What's with his paw? 123 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,630 -What's that? -His paw! 124 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,390 -What's wrong with it? -That's tonight's surprise. 125 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,990 Tonight? 126 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:52,110 We're in the show. You ain't the only artist. Wanna see? 127 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:57,910 -No, thanks. I have loads to do. -lt'll only take two minutes! 128 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,430 -Okay, two minutes, then. -I promise. 129 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,750 No more. 130 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,750 -There you go! -That's gross! 131 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,750 Just some pus and hair. A phlegmon. 132 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,980 A phlegmon? 133 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,910 A phlegmon, but a big one. 134 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,750 Come on, Toby! 1, 2, 3, 4... 135 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,980 That's too soft, Toby! Come on, boy! 136 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,870 Higher, higher Toby! That's it. 137 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,190 It's Broadway Brody. 138 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,590 That must really hurt. 139 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,790 It did, at first, until I pulled all his teeth. 140 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,470 Yeah, well, I'm off. 141 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,430 Have a nice day, and good luck tonight. 142 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,430 You, too. 143 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,620 May the best man win! 144 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,830 Right. 145 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,110 What a jerk! 146 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,350 But there's a man, the bravest of guys 147 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,910 He Iives to Iook into my eyes 148 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,470 No one knows just where he Iives 149 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:03,230 Folks around here call him James,,, 150 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,190 Battle! 151 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,390 Consia. 152 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,470 The radio's on the blink! 153 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,590 What's Mozart up to? 154 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,240 There's 600 ft. of rotten cable! 155 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,550 No more rotten than your stupid, ugly mug! 156 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,510 You peabrain! 157 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,830 So, gramps? Isn't it one hell of a bar? What d'you think? 158 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,710 Pretty fancy, huh? 159 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,590 The great day is coming. 160 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,590 You bet it's coming. We reopen tonight. 161 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:26,510 Tonight...It's for tonight. 162 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:31,750 Drop it. 163 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,310 Listen, that heap better be gone by tonight. 164 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,670 It looks amateurish. 165 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,030 We'll be getting the upper crust, see? 166 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,590 Sure I do. Don't worry, I won't budge. 167 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:53,750 I'll be here to greet your guests, too. 168 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,710 Welcome to Skotlett. 169 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,270 "Beef pie fes" 170 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:08,750 Where's my "tival"? 171 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,590 Your "tival"? 172 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,190 The "tival" of "festival." 173 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,790 I wrote "beef" too big. There's no room for "festival." 174 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,980 Room? I'll find room on your mug to wallop you one! 175 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,310 -But there ain't no more room. -No more room! 176 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,270 What'd I do to the good Lord to be saddled with such morons? 177 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,950 Then do it yourself. 178 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,230 But there ain't no more room! 179 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:52,900 We stopped in a shitty cafeteria, we had a shitty meal, 180 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,390 in a shitty town, with a bunch of shitheads. 181 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,910 Is it far now? 182 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:05,710 I was talking to Kitty. She's sitting right next to me. 183 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,310 I'll let you go. Later... 184 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,070 Nice but dumb! 185 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,670 If you say so, Mr. Schitz. 186 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,710 First... turn at the next junction. 187 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,830 Second...We'll never be there on time. 188 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:30,190 She's so serious! Oh, Kitty! 189 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,470 Work's all very well, but make some room for pleasure. 190 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,350 Start with this... 191 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,350 Mr. Shitz, you're nuts! 192 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,950 -So we're nuts! Fuck it! -What do we do now? 193 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,820 Answer the call of adventure. 194 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,470 Lay off your bun, skirt and glasses, 195 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,510 and let the music carry you. Listen to this. 196 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,790 That's Alan Schitz, too. 197 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,630 Yesterday it was paperwork. 198 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:07,230 Today you're on your way to the congress of the year. 199 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,710 That's why my staff is tops. 200 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,750 The best training is in the field. 201 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,790 And I sense real potential in you. 202 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,940 But you have to give of yourself. 203 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,270 Aren't we lost? What do you think? 204 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,950 Watch out! 205 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,950 It's okay, I'm in control. 206 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:05,190 Holy shit! 207 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,660 Shit! 208 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,220 Fucking Chicanos! 209 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,670 My glasses... 210 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,990 Gotta calm down! 211 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,510 Where's my glasses? 212 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,150 It may fall around here. 213 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,710 -Excuse me, Miss Kitty. -Oh, Mr. Schitz! 214 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,590 -It's just a dent. -What's got into you? 215 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,710 Gotta unwind. 216 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,150 Eliminate those toxins. 217 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,550 -You pricked me! -What? 218 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,260 You jabbed me in the ass! 219 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,110 -Where's your jackknife? -What do you mean? 220 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,750 I don't understand. 221 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,510 Why do you angry? 222 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:21,430 Okay...I get it. 223 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:28,430 My snooty little Hispanic turns out to be a dirty minded alley cat. 224 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:33,750 No problemo, my piccolo slut. 225 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,270 It's okay with me. A little bondage in the bush? 226 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,900 Wanna play rough? I'll make you come. 227 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,430 Enough! 228 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,030 Where are you going? 229 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,790 -You can't leave me here! -Watch me! 230 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,630 How do I get home? 231 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,910 Follow the music. Walk the fat off your big ass! 232 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,390 Hijo de puta! 233 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,500 You won't get away with this. 234 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,950 I'll sue! 235 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,790 You creep! 236 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,790 Oh, shit! 237 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,030 It's not what you think. I can explain. 238 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,550 Thanks for the duds and grub... 239 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,390 Seeing your dirty mug, I took you for a gypsy. 240 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,110 Good thing I got my detector. 241 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,270 Anti scum radar. 242 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,110 That's handy. I'll be off. 243 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,870 Hang on. What's your name? 244 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,310 -Bob. -ln a hurry, Bob? 245 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,110 You in a hurry? 246 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,110 Not at all! Well, a little. 247 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,070 See, Bob, I'll tell you... 248 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,910 In life there are dominators and dominatees. 249 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,470 I'm a dominator, a predator. 250 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,510 -You're a dominatee trying to dominate. -Not at all! 251 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,110 You are! A dominatee out to dominate. 252 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,430 Don't try to fuck me over! 253 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,390 Don't try to fuck me over! 254 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,950 Sorry. 255 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,870 -What's so funny? -Nothing. 256 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,470 What's the joke? You laughing at me? 257 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,870 You laughing at her? 258 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,750 Laughing at my face? At my name? My name's Nagg, Peter Nagg. 259 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,310 Ain't nothing to joke about. 260 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,950 Good thing. I don't much take to humor. 261 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,470 Don't move, you hear? 262 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,230 I'll get something to calm you down. Poor clod. 263 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,270 Thanks for your hospitality. 264 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,910 Hello. 265 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:45,350 Move over. You okay, Granny? 266 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,350 You okay, Grandma? 267 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,110 Hey, Granny! 268 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,110 Damn it. 269 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,230 Granny, you okay? 270 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,270 Hey, Granny! 271 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:24,510 He bumped off Granny. He bumped off Granny! 272 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,670 Filthy bastard! 273 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,150 I'll kill him! 274 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,590 Had a breakdown? 275 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,950 No, I enjoy pushing my car into town. 276 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,270 You best get it fixed. 277 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,350 Okay. 278 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,000 I've stumbled onto an intellectual. My lucky day! 279 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,630 Over here, neuron! 280 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,110 Take a look. 281 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,750 Some goddamn Chicano punctured my tank. 282 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,350 -It's no big deal. -Yes. 283 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,270 If you can patch it up by tonight, 284 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,630 I could show my extreme generosity. Catch my drift? 285 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,230 -You on? -Yep. 286 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,670 -Good. -Yeah, but no. 287 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,190 -Whaddya mean, no? -I can't. 288 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,230 -Why not? -The Beef Pie Festival's tonight. 289 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,020 Fuck your Beef Pie Festival. 290 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,310 I'm doing an act myself. 291 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,710 -A what? -An act. 292 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,590 Of my own composition. Indian spoons! 293 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,270 -lndian spoons? -Lemme show you. 294 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,630 -That...is my car. -What? 295 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,030 In other words, my reason for living. 296 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:06,790 If you repeat what you just did, I'll murder you. 297 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,710 Got that, tooth decay? 298 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,260 I don't believe this. 299 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,390 -Hey, Boon. -Things okay? 300 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,270 -Good. -Yes. 301 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,550 What're you doing for the show? 302 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,950 -The spoons. -Like last year? 303 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,550 -That's great. -Yes. 304 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,200 -I added a chorus. -Makes it better. 305 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,550 -Yes. -Good. 306 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,630 It went over nice last year. 307 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,070 But if you sing, that will... 308 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,710 -A notch above. -So I hear. 309 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,390 -Thanks. -Don't mention it. 310 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,910 See you later. 311 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,510 Who's that? 312 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,190 -Here, thank you. -See you later. 313 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,510 -Back to us. -Okay. 314 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,310 You. How what? 315 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,710 Tell me... 316 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,950 You know that work of art? 317 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,630 -With the bike? -Consia. 318 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,790 -What'd you call her? -Consia. 319 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,150 -Consia. -Yes. 320 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,110 -Bosco's kid -Whose kid? 321 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,910 Bosco. 322 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,790 The owner of the bar there. 323 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,710 -Cute slip of a girl he's produced. -Yes. 324 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,830 Know what I'm gonna do? 325 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,590 Listen. 326 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,950 I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna trust you. 327 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,590 I'll leave you the car. 328 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:43,270 -Be careful with it. -Sure. 329 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,950 But I can't work on it today. 330 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,870 -Look, we got off to a bad start. -Okay? 331 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,630 -Now let's be pals, okay? -W e're pals. 332 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,990 Take the money I gave you, and go buy yourself a tooth. 333 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,350 -Trust, right? -Sure. 334 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,670 What the hell is this? 335 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,140 You call that a Mexican panorama? 336 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,030 Are you kidding me? 337 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,830 Ever see a Mexican cross country skiing? 338 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,110 -lf he's on vacation. -No vacation for you 339 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,470 I don't get what you want. 340 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,590 The Sam Paradiso has to be more than a bar, but a trademark. 341 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,470 It has to suggest refinement in people's minds, see? 342 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,070 -So we don't sell liquor? -Sure we do, dimwit! 343 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,470 Take the cowboy on the cigarette pack. 344 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:39,350 He sells the idea of a man on horseback, not cigarettes. 345 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,830 Here it's Mexican style luxury! 346 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,430 Refinement and luxury in Mexico? You sure about that? 347 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,220 You poor drudge! Unbelievable! 348 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,470 -Excuse me. -I'm busy. 349 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,830 There must be a mistake. 350 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,550 Is this the Sam Paradiso Bar? 351 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,110 What do you want? 352 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,150 -I'd like a room. -No vacancy. 353 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,230 You sure picked your day. There'll be some racket tonight. 354 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,070 Don't worry about it. 355 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,350 Noise never kept me awake. Noise is my business. 356 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,310 Let me introduce myself... 357 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,750 Schitz. Alan Schitz. 358 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,380 Impresario. Latin American music my specialty. 359 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,950 I'll be damned! An impresario? 360 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,110 And a man of taste. My compliments on your efforts. 361 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,550 It's rare to find places so refined... 362 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,150 and elegant in a jerkwater in a region like this! 363 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,190 I quite agree. 364 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,950 You must've heard about my little festival. 365 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,820 That's just why I'm here. The Beef-Pie Fes. 366 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,630 -Say what? -The Beef-Pie Festival. 367 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,790 -I'm the one who... -Shut up and get lost! 368 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,270 To tell the truth, I'm here for a reason. 369 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:58,870 I'm looking for a young singer who's extremely talented, 370 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,350 and in whom I intend to invest a large sum of money. 371 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,790 I can never remember her name. 372 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,900 What is it? Cunt...Conshit...Conchili... 373 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,910 -Concia! -That's it! Know her? 374 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,950 -She's my daughter! -No! 375 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,670 I swear to God! 376 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,750 -What a coincidence! -lndeed! 377 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,310 Now that you say so, there's something in your face. 378 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,590 I bet she's booked solid... 379 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,470 Not at all! She's on tonight. 380 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,550 -Where? -Here, in my cabaret. 381 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,830 Jack, go fetch me the keys. 382 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,480 I'll send Concia up once she's back. 383 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,950 Listen, Mr. Grosco, thanks a lot. 384 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,270 I'll go freshen up and see you later. 385 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,950 Sure, Alan... You don't mind if I call you Alan? 386 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,510 Best buddies, sure. 387 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,590 Fine, Alan, have a nice shower and I'll send a meal up to you. 388 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,510 Good ole Alan! 389 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,790 You're tuned to Radio Skotlett... 390 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,220 You'll never believe my luck. 391 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,020 I feel like I've sniffed a hose full of coke. I feel great! 392 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,790 Sure, it's the fresh air! 393 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,310 Some town I've landed in! 394 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,390 I've run into some real numbers! Dumber than a box of rocks. 395 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,870 No, she's not with me. 396 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,870 Fire her Monday. I want her gone for good. 397 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,150 Dunno...Walking home, I guess. 398 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,990 I'll tell you about it. I'm staying. 399 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,230 -Hi, Daddy. -Hi, sweetie. 400 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,750 Know what this is? 401 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,110 -Know what this is? -Guacamole? 402 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,820 It's the start of your career. Your big break. 403 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,350 -Guess who's here today? -Who? 404 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,870 An impresario. A friend! Mr. Shitass! 405 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,630 From the city to see you. 406 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,780 No, I'm staying. 407 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,030 Because I landed... I'm trawling for nookie. 408 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,790 It's top drawer! 409 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,260 Go up, he wants to talk to you. 410 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,710 Take him up some food. It'll show you're polite. 411 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,350 I'm going. 412 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,710 I dunno, by midnight. What? 413 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,620 I fuck her blind and go. 414 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,510 Hold on! I'll call you back. 415 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,230 Need help? 416 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,780 I tripped over the mat. 417 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,470 The mat? Set it down, Cinderella, and scram. 418 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,470 -You're Concia? -Yes. 419 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,070 Sorry! I took you for the maid. 420 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,830 Please, do come in. Forgive me. 421 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,790 What's your company? 422 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,150 Schitz Records. 423 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,590 Sit down. Let's get acquainted. 424 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,470 Sounds good but I never heard of it. 425 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,270 It's an independent label. 426 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,790 So, you been doing this long? 427 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,710 Well, you see, actually, 428 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,630 I sing, I play guitar, and I make my outfits, too. 429 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,710 I write all my songs myself. 430 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,670 I listen to folks talk, I pick up odds 431 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,350 and ends, knit them all together, and out comes a song! 432 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,430 I can imagine the quality, seeing this place... 433 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,950 Or I get up early in a good mood, some sun, and the inspiration comes. 434 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,950 But that's not often. I'm a late riser. 435 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,660 That must be a problem, right? 436 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,030 There's not much to do around here. 437 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,430 Yes, I see. 438 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,110 I talk too much. 439 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,820 I've never met an impresario. I feel nervous. 440 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,670 Not at all! Just relax. You're doing just fine. 441 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:58,310 You know, an impresario is... is just a man. 442 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,830 -Mind if I get changed? -Yes. 443 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,750 -You see...Mind if get familiar? -No. 444 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:11,830 See, Concia, if I may say so, you have an interesting physique. 445 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,390 -Very interesting, in fact. -Thank you. 446 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,750 Music isn't everything. 447 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,620 I wanna keep my act simple... 448 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:26,070 just a stool, a guitar, and me alone in a football stadium. 449 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,540 -The only problem is... -No football here? 450 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,350 Yes. 451 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,750 Now that's an impresario, always a step ahead of his protege? 452 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,310 And I get the feeling that you and me... 453 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,190 are on the same wavelength, like osmosis. 454 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:46,140 -I'm boring you, mister. -Don't "mister" me. 455 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,670 You don't bore me, you bore right through me. 456 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,380 That's different. That's cute. What is it? 457 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,860 -That? -A birthmark? 458 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,470 -No, it's mud. -Mud! 459 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,910 I was riding motocross. 460 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,300 Motocross? So, you're into rock and roll. 461 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,750 I love it! May l? 462 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,710 Hear that? 463 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,190 What? 464 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,870 What? 465 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,950 Oh, shit! 466 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,310 You okay, mister? 467 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,510 Just fine. You can go now, I'll see you later. 468 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,980 Shit! 469 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,510 Damn it! 470 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,910 Man, what is that? You the mariachis? Peros Negros? 471 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,790 The Mexicans? 472 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,750 -Yes. -Yes. 473 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,510 I mean, Mexicans with the mustaches and cowboy boots? 474 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,110 -Yes. -Yes. 475 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,230 Where are the donkeys? 476 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,030 -Ja, donkeys! -Donkeys! 477 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,230 A problem? 478 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,350 It's not what I ordered... but this isn't bad at all. 479 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,900 You'll warm up the atmosphere a little, won't you? 480 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,710 -Okay. -Okay. 481 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,030 That's good! 482 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,470 -So, Shitass? -What? 483 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,550 The impresario, Shitass. 484 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,070 He's sick. Must be the drive. 485 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,110 But he's cool. I hope it works. 486 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,870 Good. 487 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,350 Things coming along? 488 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,430 These are the Mexicans. 489 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,910 Not a bit too blond? 490 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,560 They're Mexicans from the north. 491 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,780 That's what I ordered. 492 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,950 You won't be able to tell with the sombreros. 493 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,340 Yes. 494 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,350 Just fine. 495 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,900 -Yes. -Good. 496 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,180 -Okay. -Yes. 497 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,150 Looks like her face exploded! 498 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:38,710 Get her lD. 499 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,190 If she'd exploded, she'd be all over. 500 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,550 I'd say something sucked her face off. 501 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,430 Don't it look sucked off? 502 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,550 Who'd be sick enough to suck someone's face off? 503 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,910 We interrupt our program for a special news flash... 504 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,260 James Battle has escaped from Skotlett Penitentiary. 505 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,060 Oh, shit! 506 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:41,950 Slow down! 507 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,120 Oh, shit! 508 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,750 Now you can report that her head got crushed. 509 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:38,310 I'm asking you if you've seen James Battle. 510 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,030 Seen him around the campground? 511 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,950 Nope, no one! 512 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,710 -lf you see anything weird... -Louder. 513 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:50,310 -lf you see anything weird... -Louder! 514 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,470 Let us know, okay? 515 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,470 He's out of it. 516 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,120 -Brody! -What's with that jerk? 517 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,510 Who, me? 518 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,190 I won't take any of their crap! 519 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,350 Now what's the matter? 520 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,830 Don't you start! 521 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,750 You hungry? You're hungry. 522 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,750 Consia. 523 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,670 It's me, Alan Schitz. 524 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,790 You came all the way out? 525 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,590 Listen, I'm really sorry... 526 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,240 I'm afraid I made a bad impression. 527 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,350 I must've eaten something that didn't agree with me. 528 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,270 I've got such an ass ache. 529 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,070 Sure, I understand. 530 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,070 So I figured... 531 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:30,180 I'd come fetch you, and driving in we can get acquainted. 532 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,840 I can't hear you. Give me a minute. 533 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,750 Please, take your time. 534 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,400 Beauty knows no timetable! 535 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,270 Nice place here! 536 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,550 Yes. 537 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,350 Hey. 538 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:50,470 It's wild, but well kept. There are shrubs. It's got hills. 539 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,550 That must be a gas guzzler! 540 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,870 Insurance must cost a bundle. 541 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,430 What do you care? 542 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,990 Get your gorilla paws and fat ass off my hood! 543 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,110 Chief Brody! 544 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,350 And that's Toby. 545 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,780 You a salesman? 546 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,110 Do I look it? An impresario. 547 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,950 I figured you were in sales. 548 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,230 Only salesmen wear suits like that. 549 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,310 Some nose, eh, Toby? 550 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,960 Look, Liver Tumor. 551 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,270 If that rodent keeps pissing on my tire, 552 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,920 I'll gouge his eyes out! 553 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,430 Hear that? Keep pissing, he'll gouge your eyes out. 554 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,230 Telephone! 555 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,390 -That's it. -Drop dead, you hag. 556 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,190 -You okay, Mr. Schitz? -Fine, Concia. 557 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,870 I met your friends. They're so charming. 558 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,310 I love the country. 559 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,990 Get lost! 560 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,470 There! Hope I didn't take too long. 561 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,430 You are stunning! 562 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,590 Do get in. 563 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,220 Botticelli among the hayseeds! 564 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,190 Consia. 565 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,830 Consia. 566 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,030 Who's that guy? Dammit! 567 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,190 Oh, my God! 568 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,390 Got a dream, pet? 569 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,070 I'd love to do a musical comedy, 570 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,190 a movie where I'd sing songs that are a bit wacky... 571 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,630 and different. I'd like that. 572 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,750 It'd never sell. 573 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,710 -No? -No. 574 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,540 Originality is for geeks. 575 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:53,070 Poetry and crap is for the art houses. 576 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,470 Lots of work, no profits. My thing is mass market. 577 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,990 The focus is all on the product. 578 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,550 What product? 579 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,830 -You. -Me? 580 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,750 I can just see it... Iittle hillbilly shoots for the stars! 581 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,590 It'll make them weep! 582 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,670 People want drama, and that's what we'll give them! 583 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,790 -Think so? -I think. 584 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,270 With your talent and your body, we'll break the bank. 585 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,390 -You can quit singing. -That's what I like best. 586 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,590 You'll be too busy. 587 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,790 Pretty dumb logic! 588 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,660 There's no Nobel Prize for showbiz. 589 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:35,700 I'm talking to you about success. 590 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,630 I don't give a shit about music! 591 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,790 Listen to this. 592 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,310 Who's it sound like? 593 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,700 Barry White? Not at all! 594 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,390 An lndian, 60 lbs., anorexic. 595 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:29,990 He had his vocal chords butchered in a Jakarta clinic. 596 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:38,140 Meanwhile he's top of the charts, and in a rehab clinic. 597 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,630 The best training's in the field. 598 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:44,860 Look out! 599 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,190 God! 600 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,750 Shove over! 601 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,790 Take me into Skotlett. 602 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,470 Get a move on! 603 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,550 Shut up! 604 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,350 Shut up! 605 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,750 Shut up! 606 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,990 It's okay. 607 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,390 Come on. 608 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,390 Come on. Great. 609 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,630 Shit! 610 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,110 Toby? You there, you horror? 611 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,990 Brody? 612 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,750 -James? Glad to see you. -Hop in, fast! 613 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,030 So you found the little horror. Move over, Toby. 614 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,870 This little shit... 615 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,260 He bit me this morning! 616 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,670 You'll attract them. 617 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,750 -Attract who? -That! 618 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,390 W elcome to Paradise! 619 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,830 Sing, Concia, sing! 620 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:10,190 Thank you. 621 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,550 I'm a Iioness 622 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,750 And I've got stuff under my hood 623 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,110 My engine's revving to go 624 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,270 And my nerves are on edge 625 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,550 May I burn in hell 626 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,790 If I stay in this desert 627 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,030 I dream of a Mustang 628 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,350 And a cruise at sea 629 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,390 Come on, rev up that Mustang 630 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,750 Heat up the ship's boiler 631 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,350 I won't wait for you any Ionger 632 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,390 I wanna feel that horsepower 633 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:44,230 -lsn't she something? -Sure is. 634 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,310 It's new, it's terrific. 635 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:53,150 I'll manage everything, okay? With subsidiary rights alone... 636 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,710 You'll be the king of Kotslett! 637 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,950 I was sure of it! 638 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:19,830 They're leaving. 639 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,070 Now whaddya want? 640 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,540 -You can't stay that way. -Why not? 641 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,190 It's nothing. 642 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,350 -I cauterized it with gas. -Oh, man. 643 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,060 It's Toby I'm worried about. He's all nerves. 644 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,510 -I think it's stage fright. -Stage fright? 645 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,510 The Beef Pie Festival! 646 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,510 Where you been, James? 647 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,710 Consia. 648 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,710 Take this. 649 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,550 What's the bag for? 650 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,550 I breathe in some air 651 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,500 A Iittle patch of desert 652 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,220 A few notes of music 653 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:49,870 And the atmosphere is bucolic 654 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,020 I see you, my Iove, 655 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,870 Somewhere on the dance floor 656 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:58,870 Let's go for a spin 657 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,910 And while we dance 658 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:08,150 give me a kiss to a red-hot slow dance 659 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:12,550 When your hands hold on tight 660 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,870 to my hips around I spin 661 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,420 And while we dance 662 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:26,150 give me a kiss to a red-hot slow dance 663 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,830 When your hands hold on tight 664 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,390 to my hips around I spin 665 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,910 Can you feel my body hugging close to you? 666 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,750 My scent puts you to sleep 667 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:07,150 Your face in my neck 668 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,630 Did you enjoy this red-hot slow dance? 669 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,790 Do you Iike our Iips 670 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,670 Our tongues moving together? 671 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:21,030 You were fantastic! 672 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:56,590 Come on, Concia. 673 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,470 You'll go far. 674 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,070 Just ditch those rednecks and work with me. 675 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,510 Can I kiss the star? 676 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,100 Wait, Alan. 677 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,470 Champagne! 678 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:16,150 So, impresarioisn't my daughter something? 679 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,070 Nice going, honey! 680 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,030 Champagne! 681 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,550 Fabulous! 682 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,510 Stupendous! 683 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,420 Thank you. 684 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,790 Consia. 685 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:50,350 I'll make you an international star! 686 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,390 W e'll conquer the world! 687 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,910 Let's not overdo it. 688 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,630 Do I look like a bullshitter? 689 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,510 No. 690 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:08,270 You playing the romantic? Playing hard to get? 691 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,990 Playing the schoolmarm? 692 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,710 Your ass would give a priest a hard on. 693 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:17,990 See what you do to these hicks? Get a load of that ass. 694 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,390 Great show, ain't it? 695 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,110 Shit! 696 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,220 Brody, hold on! 697 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,300 -What? -The cops! 698 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,940 What about them? I got my Broadway Brody. 699 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,950 -You didn't see me. -Okay. 700 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,510 Shit! 701 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,910 What's that? 702 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,120 Fuck you. 703 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:14,070 Listen, sorry about your grandma. 704 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,980 Don't talk about Granny! Now you listen to me. 705 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,910 Nagg never makes the same mistake twice. 706 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,830 -Sorry, I can't hear you. -You'll hear me. 707 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,910 My God! 708 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,590 Oh, shit! 709 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:49,950 The time's come. 710 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,140 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 711 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,230 You die. 712 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,390 Quiet. Quiet. 713 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:15,750 Really one...two...three. Let's go. 714 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,790 Careful. 715 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:12,500 -What is this shit? -I don't know. 716 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,910 -Do you call them here? -No. 717 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:21,070 -I don't trust you, Battle. -And I don't trust you, Bosco. 718 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,790 -That won't help us. -I know. 719 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,750 Attaboy, Toby! 720 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:40,150 Come on, Toby! Come on. 721 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,510 Wait. 722 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,430 You okay? 723 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,470 This is no time for squabbling. 724 01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,710 We gotta unite and join forces. Matt? 725 01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,990 Thirty years. I've waited 30 years. 726 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,380 -Professor Kelso. -What? 727 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,950 Matt Kelso. 728 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,910 I'm here to stop the Shub Niggurat invasion. 729 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,590 You outta your mind? 730 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,830 Why the masquerade? 731 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:15,070 I was beamed down from another dimension... 732 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,350 to stop the Shub Niggurat's advance. 733 01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:24,190 What you've just seen is only the tip of the iceberg. 734 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,790 If the Shub Niggurat procreate, they'll open the gates to hell. 735 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:32,030 It will be the end of life on Earth. 736 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,780 This won't be easy. 737 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:47,000 I'm telling you... The only way to get rid of... 738 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,830 Look at that jerk! Look at that moron! 739 01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,110 One down! 740 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:53,630 What'd you do? 741 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,430 -I thought he was gonna... -You thought nothing! 742 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,510 Shut up! I got an idea. 743 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,470 What are we doing here? 744 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:16,230 We wait for Battle and we nab him. 745 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:22,950 -Here in the middle of nowhere? -Precisely. 746 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,990 When you want to trap a hare, you smoke it out of its warren. 747 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,710 Where will it appear? Who knows? 748 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,630 There are plenty of tunnels and possible escape routes. 749 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,110 James Battle is like a hare. Where will he pop up? 750 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:45,140 You gotta be anywhere, increase your chances of nabbing him. 751 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,920 Did you smoke something out? 752 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,510 No! 753 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,190 Consia. 754 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:22,590 James. 755 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,060 -James. -You okay? 756 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,230 -Yes, but what's going on? -Run for it! 757 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,070 Come on. 758 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:38,870 Come on 759 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:40,390 James. 760 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:58,030 Come on, come on. 761 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,030 Do something, Concia! 762 01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:58,430 James. 763 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,430 Consia. 764 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,670 Great. 765 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:31,660 James. No! 766 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:39,600 Come on. Please. Come on. 767 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:45,470 No! 768 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,470 No one knows how it all ended. 769 01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,430 Vanished, just like Concia. 770 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,390 I have my own theory. 771 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,670 Have you ever climbed Mount Bosco? 772 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:35,190 Do it at night. Take the path that starts at the well. 773 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,660 Follow it up to the blue spruce. 774 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,790 On a clear night you'll easily make out two constellations... 775 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:44,310 the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper. 776 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:49,260 I didn't remember the medium sized dipper in the middle.